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{{Title text: More actual results: 'Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You [are the best. The best thing ever]', 'Revenge is a dish best served [by a group of people in my room]', and 'They may take our lives, but they'll never take our [money].'}}
Movie Quotes
[[Drawing of iOS 8 keyboard with "elementary, my dear" on the input line and "friend," "lord," and "friends" on the suggestion line]]
According to iOS 8 keyboard prediction
[[Tony Montana from Scarface holding a gun]]
Say hello to my little ((gray text)) sister and my mom and my dad and my friends
[[Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz]]
Toto, I've a feeling we're not ((gray text)) going to the gym today
[[James Bond and a woman]]
Bond. James Bond ((gray text)) yields
[[Wash from Firefly
Serenity]]
I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch ((gray text)) me play the piano
[[Mikey from The Goonies]]
Goonies never say ((gray text)) anything
[[Gimli from The Lord of The Rings]]
((off scene)) You have my sword.
((off scene)) And my bow.
And my ((gray text)) dad
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